15 easy steps to become a pseudo-intellectual

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Ever dreamed of becoming a pseudo-intellectual? Here I have made the procedure very easy for you. Just follow these steps and become a highly and internationally admired pseudo intellectual who is well reputed and internationally celebrated among the liberal-fascist sheeple.

1. First of all, lose your self-respect and dignity. Believe that there is nothing like "dignity". The founders of English Language were mistaken by adding this word into the vocabulary. Else, you will not get the membership of the "Beghairat Brigade"
2. Learn some bombastic and flowery english words to sound like a pseudo-intellectual. It will help you in attracting the dumb followers of hollywood which is going to be your main audience.
3. Learn some abusive, offensive and derogatory words to attack your opponents.
4. Learn effective compulsive lying. The filthier you can get, the thicker the payroll.
5. Develop some phobias like Islamophobia, Pakistan phobia, Zia-ul-Haq Phobia, Zaid Hamid Phobia, ISI Phobia, Mujahideen Phobia etc.
6. Become a secularist and liberal-fascist.
7. Endorse White House point-of-view in every matter.
8. Become a Human Rights Champion. Beware! Being a Human Rights champion doesn't mean that you start making a hue and cry over the Human Rights violation of terrorist states of America, India, Israhell and their allies, NO! NEVER! They all have "diplomatic immunity" in this regard. Only target Muslims!
9. Learn concocted history from Wikipedia and consider Wiki as the final authority to all knowledge.
10. Believe in the horrendous lie that Jinnah(r.a) was secular and misinterpret his 11th August, 1947 Speech. And beware! NEVER QUOTE HIS OTHER SPEECHES LIKE THIS ONE OR YOU WILL BECOME A TERRORIST MULLAH!
11. Believe that Allama Iqbal(r.a) had no role what-so-ever in the creation of Pakistan because, quite conveniently, he died before the creation of Pakistan. And don't you dare quoting Quaid-e-Azam(r.a)'s speeches in which he called Iqbal as his mentor or you will be fired from Beghairat Brigade.
12. Believe that  Ideology of Pakistan and Two-Nation Theory does not exist and Quaid-e-Azam(r.a) was a big liar and a terrorist when he said this.
13. Become India's darling. Talk for having peace with India and become a fan of her democracy and economy where parliamentarians enjoy pornography during parliamentary sessions. Of course, watching porn is their right.
14. Believe that all unislamic practices like alcohol, night parties, homosexuality etc should be allowed in Pakistan and try to twist Qur'an and Hadith to accommodate these practices in Islam somehow. If required, throw away the verses of Qur'an in dustbin which call homosexuality a sin. After all, your God is White House and New Delhi. Who is Allah?
15. Join SAFMA. You must follow all the above written steps to fulfill the eligibility criteria for joining SAFMA. After joining SAFMA, you will be given your respective agenda on the merit of the qualities you have obtained by following the above mentioned steps. This agenda may include up to working for balkanization of Pakistan.

After following all the above mentioned steps, you will perfectly seem to be a case of congenital idiocy with zero wit level. Now you will be a useful idiot and the enemies of Pakistan can use you like a toilet paper, once their job is done, they will throw you into the flush of history where you will stand shoulder-to-shoulder with Mir Jaffar and Mir Sadiq and other brilliant personalities of your enlightened history.

P.S. These steps are easy only for those who are willing to sell their souls and country to the Anti-Christ forces in exchange of few peanuts from CIA/RAW/MOSSAD or any other entity which offers a mouth watering payroll because after all, you are going to become a hungry scolded dog for hire which will not care from where the money comes.


Written by: Faraan Khan
Edited by Enticing Fury

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