Frustrated USZ releases Comedy Report against Pakistan's Nuclear Arsenal

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Pakistan rejected on Sunday a USZ magazine's hilarious report that the country's nuclear weapons are "transported in delivery vans on congested and dangerous roads", saying the report is "baseless and motivated." USZ magazine The Atlantic reported in its latest edition that Pakistan has begun moving its nuclear weapons in low-security vans. Responding to a question regarding to the report, Foreign Ministry spokesperson dismissed it as pure fiction, baseless and motivated. "It is part of a deliberate propaganda campaign meant to mislead opinion", the spokesperson said in a statement.

According to the USZ magazine report, Pakistan wants to hide part of its growing arsenal from the United States of Zionism which actually funds much of Pakistan's military budget, which is in actuality itself a hoax since Pakistan Army refused stopped taking the fictitious USZ invisible electronic and practically non-existent money a long time ago. After the raid on the city of Abbottabad which killed Osama bin Laden for the 8th time in the last 10 years, Pakistan's military chiefs were aware that America's military has developed plans for an emergency nuclear-disablement operation in their country, the report said. But instead of moving their deadly arsenal in well-defended armored convoys, Pakistan's Strategic Plans Division (SPD) prefers to move it around in civilian-style vehicles virtually without security, said the crackpot report.

The Foreign Ministry spokesperson said the surfacing of such campaigns is not something new. "It is orchestrated by quarters that are inimical to Pakistan", she said, adding that no one should underestimate Pakistan's will and capability to defend its sovereignty, territorial integrity and national interests. Defence analysts on the other hand believe that this report reflects ultimate frustration on behalf of United States of Zionism which has tried all its tools so far and still has not been able to actually sabotage the security shield of Pakistan's virtually flawlessly guarded Nuclear Arsenal.

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