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Sunday, December 26, 2010

Pakistan Phobia and its reality


A new psychological phobic disease has been introduced a few years ago and it is spreading like fire. It is quite disappointing that no medical doctor has ever addressed it to the populace but this article will not only throw normal light but a parabolic light on this matter. The name of the disease is Pakophobia. Pak is abbreviation for Pakistan , while Phobia means fear, so it collectively means "Fear of Pakistan". Unlike its name, this disease is not introduced by any Pakistani but introduced by our arch rival ENDia, Yes! I mean ENDia. This disease was coined by Nehru, Patel and Gandhi even before the creation of Pakistan. But nowadays it has reached its climax. Even the first terrorist president of Israhell Mr. David Ben Goriyon fell prey to it and said:
"You got to finish Pakistan as soon as possible, If it remains , IsraHell may not survive"

But our great QUAID instantly replied him:
"There is no power in the world that can Undo Pakistan, it is created to stay".

I suppose, this quote was the sole reason of the death of Ben Goriyon, Israhelli lawmakers rushed to Pakistan with bundles of money and asked Pakistan to recognize it as a country but Shaheed-e-millat Khan Liaqat Ali Khan said:
"Gentlemen, Our souls are not for sale". Pakophobia can take your life!!! Pakophobia is like a death angel, It will grap your soul and put it into a cage with screen in-front of it only showing the successful nuclear explosions,winning moments of 1992 and 2009 cricket world cups, the marvelous batting of Razzaq in 2nd ODI against SA, the news that Pakistan is building a robotic army, JF-17 Thunder, Aerial re-fueling, demonstration of POF-EYE, the victory at CAMBRIAN PATROL and so on.



SYMPTOMS:
Every disease has symptoms, there is no need to search for the symptoms of Pakophobia, they are shown every now and then in the crook ENDian media. The latest example was the whinning of ENDian media on the import of onions from Pakistan. OMG!! That's a serious case. But actually the ENDian media was right. Pakistani onions were radioactive in nature and Chemistry has taught us that they radiate gamma rays as well. These Gamma Rays were ISI AGENTS!! They secretly met Ajmal Kassab and planned the explosion of the communication satellite in mid-air. Now, you would have got the idea how deeply the ENDian analysts think :).

As the cricket world Cup is around the corner, so lets talk about it as well. The previous English tour was the perfect example of Pakophobia. It is evident from the DRAMA against Mohammad Amir, Mohammad Asif and Salman Butt that English Media was subjected to Pakophobia. Similarly most of the Umpires especially David Shepherd(late), Daryl Hare and Billy Doctrove are evidently serious victims of this disease. Aleem Dar is a throne in the pockets but I salute his accuracy that he has never given them any chance to BARK!! There are some exceptional case as well. These cases are founded in Pakistan in the form of secular Barking Dogs!! The perfect example is Mr.Yahoodbhoy. He is the biggest source of spreading baseless venom within Pakistan. Mr. Yahoodbhoy is afraid that the nukes will get into the hands of Tehreek-Terrorist Pakistan. Unfortunately he is the Head of Department of Physics of a university which is named after our great Quaid.

Few years back I heard an English song named "Who Let the dogs in" and I dedicate that song to Mr, Yahoodbhoy and other secular Barking dogs including Farzana Bari and Asma Jahanghir.
General Hameed Gul rightly said: "Fear is no policy, Surrender is no option". Quran told us about such diseases 1400 years ago:
Remember thy Lord inspired the angels (with the message) I am with you: give firmness to the Believers: I will instill terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers: smite ye above their necks and smite all their finger-tips off them.(Surah Anfal:12 )

The enemies are afraid of us themselves. the only thing we need to do is to revive our khudi, our self-respect, honor and dignity. We need to discover the attributes of Salahuddin Ayubbi and Fatima Bint Abdullah hidden somewhere in our personalities. This Pakistan was created by the direct Karam and Faiz of Syedi Aaqa(s.a.w.w). Pakistan is a land of pure, a land where Shaheens are born, a land which is blessed with great Auliya karaam like Qudratullah Shahab, Ashfaq Ahmad and Wasif Ali Wasif, As Hazrat Wasif said "Pakistan is name of a tareeqat, whoever is born here is bayt to this tareeqat"

اے ارض پاک، تیری حرمت پہ کٹ مرے ہم
ہے خوں تیری رگوں میں اب تک رواں ہماراں
سالار کارواں ہے میرﷺ حجاز اپنا
اس نام سے ہے باقی آرام جاں ہمارا


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